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Ron Weasley's life

Why is that a bad thing?

ask the guy in the image :)

Well, I can't find any of his contact info, so you'll have to tell me.

It's Ron Weasley, I'm telling you

Well, I've never read (nor do I wish to read) Hairy Potter, so I don't have the context to know what you're talking about.

Harry ends up marrying Ron's sister. Also you should really read it, it's actually where my username comes from

TBH, I'm fine with just being a LOTR nerd. Suits me more. It's where I get my username from. And from what I've heard, Hairy Potter really isn't that worth it. All of its good traits are taken straight out of LOTR and Chronicles of Narnia, and the rest is either moral garbage or just plain not worth it. Granted, I'm a Christian, so maybe that's where my main objection comes from. But still, there is empirical evidence that J. R. R. Tolkien's works are far superior to HP, not only in Christian morality, but also in writing style and in terms of the stories that they respectively contain.

But if you want to stick with your world of wizarding, where there is no real purpose for the characters' existence except to destroy Voldemort, that's fine. I'll stay with my world of elves and dwarves and hobbits, where each character plays a crucial part in the downfall of Sauron and the return of the King, and the story within is a tale of despair turned to hope, captivity turned to redemption, pain turned to healing, and in which we can learn that, even though the fight against evil isn't over yet, we have hope that all will be well again.

I'm sorry if my response sounds a bit snarky. I tried to be as polite as possible, but sometimes my passion gets the better of me. I hope you are having a great day, and stay safe!

I'm a LOTR fan, but you honestly sound like the LOTR version of me lol

When did this turn into a discussion on the religious basis and plot analysis of Harry Potter?!?

I'm not religious, so my part of the discussion had nothing to do with that.