GALEEM KIRBY WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

So this is the white spy's partner that's putting bombs everywhere?

It was Despi’s idea first

*CT-9999 walks into his command center and finds Despi planting a bomb*

CT-9999: you under arrest. *walks up to Despi while pointing a laser pistol at the spider’s head*

*Despi tackles Ezlo*
Despi: GIVE ME MY BOMBS BACK
Ezlo: an air strike would only take Despi down-
*Dharkon Kirby impales Ezlo*
Dharkon Kirby: WHOS NEXT

*CT-9999 finally leaves the building, he rolls two thermal detonators beneath Dharkon Kirby*

CT-9999: say goodbye.
*Both detonators explode, CIS forces show up behind the troopers*
CT-9999: Admiral, where’s that airstrike?!

Despi: LORD DHARKON CANT DIE FROM THAT
*Galeem Kirby flies in and grabs Despi*
Galeem Kirby: this little crap is coming with me

*Four Y-wing bombers with 2 ARC-170 fighters providing escort come into view*
CT-9999: TAKE COVER!
*All of the clones dive for cover*
*The Y-wings begin their bombing run, first targeting the battle droids*

Weenie burger:ok, now this is now time *grows marx-like wings and starts shooting arrows at everything"

*the bombers finish their bombing*
Clone trooper1: YEAH!
Clone trooper2: THATS HOW YA DO IT!!
Clone trooper3: Incoming!
*the remaining droids and tanks have regrouped and had begun a counter attack*
Clone Trooper4: BLAST ‘EM!
*all of the clone troopers fire at the droids*

Weenie Burger: who's that guy? at least I can just get recovered by a recovery center or four like every other living bfdi object

CT-9999: I said your under arrest, spider boy....

Despi: YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*Despi jumps out a window*

CT-9999: never intended too. *Shoots Despi straight through the head* And I am a good shot if I do say so myself.

Despi: what makes you think I can die from being shot in the head, I have no brain

*Troopers start pouring into the street outside the street*

Trooper1: Security breach!
Trooper2: Shoot it down!
Trooper3: Take it out!
*Everyone starts firing their blasters*

Despi: you fools, I can bring Dharkon Kirby to kill you all
*Dharkon Kirby teleports*
Dharkon Kirby: remember me? you dumb mortals

*the clones continue firing*

Trooper: Take it down, take it down!
Trooper: I need cover!
Trooper: We need air support!

(Note: anyone marked “Trooper” in rapid succession like that will be a different person each time)

Dharkon Kirby: pathetic
*Dharkon Kirby impales a few troopers with the bramble on his back*
Despi: where are my bombs
*Ezlo teleports in holding a bag of bombs*
Ezlo: I’m afraid you lost your privileges of owning bombs

*CT-9999 is rushing down to the ground floor to join the troopers*

Ct-9999: Admiral, we need and airstrike on these coordinates immediately.
Admiral: Commander, it is not possible to even assemble a strike team. We are in the middle of a battle!
CT-9999: we need those bombers as soon as possible.
Admiral: we’ll get back to you when we can.
CT-9999: Let’s hope either of us survive this battle.

featuring Despaspider, his cousin?