*4 billion years into the future*
Person 1: Oh shit! I'm getting sucked in! It must be the Black Hole.
Person 2: Who told you that it was a Black Hole?
Person 1: Those huge boomers from 2020 said it!
Person 2: Well crap.
(Before the black hole could swallow the entire planet, the Sun became a red star, and therefore, yeeted the Earth into flames AND stretch. Also, everyone died.)
THE END