WILSON, I'M DEPRESSED; WHAT, AGAIN? I AM SO OVER YOUR WHINING! HOW DARE YOU?! I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME! DUDE, SINCE I'M INEXPLICABLY STILL INFLATED AFTER FOUR YEARS, FIRST CHANCE I GET, I'M FLOATING THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU! OH YEAH? WELL, SOON AS I'M RESCUED, I'M GETTING A NEW BALL TO SERVE AS A POTENT SYMBOL OF MY RENEWED SELF!