#1: I'M CONVINCED TEENS KNOW VIRTUALLY NOTHING OUTSIDE OF VIDEO GAMES AND SNAP CHAT; #2: MOST SEEM PRETTY SMART; #1: NO, REALLY, BECAUSE TODAY AT MCDONALD'S, I SAID, "I'LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER, HOLD THE LETTUCE."; #2: WHAT HAPPENED? #1: WHEN I GOT MY BURGER, THE GUY HAD LETTUCE IN HIS HAND
