“Pfft- hah! You really think I’m that weird looking Apple just because I’m a hexagon? Pathetic. So, I heard you hate purple eh? Well, I used to be as yellow as a [REDACTED] banana, something got into me, I was in a lot of pain when it happened... and here I am now, nothing but a monster, even though I was never part of you, I still recognized you as a “friend”, or that’s what I used to think of you, and ever since that giant grape came... you’ve been traumatized by the color purple, man, this is going to be GLORIOUS now that I’ve seen you again!”
“Wait... HEX!? Wow.. you’ve changed a lot.”