WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK! YOU MADE DINOSAURS? ARE YOU CRAZY? OH, RELAX! HERE, TAKE MY GRANDKIDS ON A TOUR! GREAT, SO NOW I'VE GOTTA WATCH THEM WHILE SEXY MATH GUY MOVES IN ON LAURA DERN? THIS SUCKS! OK, OK, I SHOULDN'T HAVE PLAYED GOD! WAIT, WHY ARE MY GRANDKIDS ACTING LIKE YOU'RE THEIR DAD? WEIRD!