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Philosoraptor Meme | IF JESUS CAN WALK ON WATER, AND CUCUMBERS ARE 70% WATER, AND I CAN WALK ON CUCUMBERS; AM I 70% JESUS? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
9,704 views 206 upvotes Made by Cesarooni 5 years ago in fun
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7 ups, 5y,
2 replies
YOU DONT BEAT THIS GUY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Really? Cuz ice is 100% water and I can walk on ice. Therefore I am 100% Jesus.
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0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
No, you aren’t
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Hey pal, now's the time that I introduce to you the concept of a joke.
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0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Hey pal, now’s the time I introduce to you the concept of a religion
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Hey pal, now's the time I introduce to you the concept of logic.
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0 ups, 5y
Religion rules logic
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1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Jesus wasn’t just Jesus because he walked on water
0 ups, 5y
So true he was jesus because god was inside him
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2 ups, 5y
Jesus wasn’t just Jesus because he walked on water
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
OOF That makes sense. Especially that some of my dreams come true or something in real life partially relates to my dream
0 ups, 5y
0 ups, 5y
I can walk on my little brother and he is 80% water. Dose that mean im 80% jesus???
0 ups, 5y
we all have a little Jesus inside of us
0 ups, 5y
go***amn bro codm just started having an internet argument over a joke. wtf dude.
0 ups, 5y
0 ups, 5y
le gasp!
0 ups, 5y
Cucumbers are 98% water,

so you're 98% Jesus.
0 ups, 5y
Humans are the same thing, humans are 70% water, drive over a human you are driving on water
0 ups, 5y
Ice is 100% water. I walk on Ice. Me = Frozen Jesus
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0 ups, 5y
babies are 65 percent walker so im 65 percent jesus
0 ups, 5y
Do we all ask our self thay
0 ups, 5y
oh wow
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Wait that means humans are 75% water so if I start walking on children that means I will be 75% Jesus
0 ups, 5y
Bro thats just mean
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0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
You probably don’ care, but actually it’s 71%
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Well it’s whatever cause I didn’t learn shit in human biology during collage😅. I’m more into photography and not human biology
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0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
I’m not even in High school yet
0 ups, 5y
Me nethire i am not even inmiddle school i am 11
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Well then let me give you a suggestion don’t be dumb kid who is always in trouble or don’t be way too nerdy either during high school but be enough that teachers respect you still respect you and you always get good grades and to make sure that you never do anything bad l shit and you’ll be OK
0 ups, 5y
Wait you have to nerdy its the only way to live first rule do not get popular do not!!!! If you are its going to back fire
0 ups, 5y
Oh you dont post that is fine i post a lot
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Oh so your a adult who is on a website mad for teens and pre teens
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Uh no I’m just on here tryna make memes and have fun. It not very polite for you to assume that because people are out there who actually do that shit and it’s actually very offensive that you say that. I’m not sure if anything like that happened to you before but it’s not right to assume that
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Then why did you say you went to college
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I did go to collage to become a photographer for CAR COMPANIES. I take pictures of newly built or branded cars. Not to take a picture of a child to take home. I’m not a pervert I’m just a guy tryna do his job
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
No no i did not mean you were a stalker but you are on a website that are for memes and i dident know any adults liked memes untill now
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I want to know how many accounts you made cause ther are like 5 different accounts with the same name
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I have 1 acount a-bad-username i had a previouse name withc was zeplin-meming but that is my prevoiuse name on this acount
0 ups, 5y
So I found out that your replying to all of my diffrent comments? Thats weird just reply to one and say what you want to say
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I think its offensive that you curse like that
0 ups, 5y,
3 replies
It’s not offensive it’s the way I talk and I’m an adult and I’m aloud to say what I want to say. I’m not about to argue with a person on the internet ok? I could go edit stuff for a recent photo or spend time with my children instead of talking to you rn
0 ups, 5y
That is because some of your comments dont let me reply to them
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Pluse i am a kid
0 ups, 5y,
3 replies
Ok first I never curse around my kids second im not taking an advice from a kid on the internet who is only 11. Let me live my life and I’ll let you live yours
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Ok pluse i feel wierd talking to a adult on the interenet bye!!
0 ups, 5y
Oh you can’t say bye to me little one
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Why cant i
0 ups, 5y
Because you can’t block people on Imgflip and that I can just go on this meme and still text to you
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I know that pluse i just followed you
0 ups, 5y
Well thanks but I never really post
0 ups, 5y
That what you should do thats why i am suprised your on this website. But one thing dont curse around your kids
0 ups, 5y
bro u actually just f**kin described imgflip
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IF JESUS CAN WALK ON WATER, AND CUCUMBERS ARE 70% WATER, AND I CAN WALK ON CUCUMBERS; AM I 70% JESUS?