Philosoraptor

Really? Cuz ice is 100% water and I can walk on ice. Therefore I am 100% Jesus.

No, you aren’t

Hey pal, now's the time that I introduce to you the concept of a joke.

Hey pal, now’s the time I introduce to you the concept of a religion

Hey pal, now's the time I introduce to you the concept of logic.

Religion rules logic

Jesus wasn’t just Jesus because he walked on water

So true he was jesus because god was inside him

Jesus wasn’t just Jesus because he walked on water

Cucumbers actually are 99% water.

babies are 65 percent walker so im 65 percent jesus

Jesus wasn’t just Jesus because he walked on water

yes he was its time for a religion lesson my son

Boi

boi

Alking on water does not make you Jesus

Walking.* there were over a hundred other prophecies he fulfilled, a miracles he made!

No i go to church and it says that jesus was not jesus because of special things such as walking on water

i only said yes because you said no

Boi

Dood

go***amn bro codm just started having an internet argument over a joke. wtf dude.

OOF That makes sense. Especially that some of my dreams come true or something in real life partially relates to my dream

le gasp!

Wait that means humans are 75% water so if I start walking on children that means I will be 75% Jesus

Bro thats just mean

You probably don’ care, but actually it’s 71%

Well it’s whatever cause I didn’t learn shit in human biology during collage😅. I’m more into photography and not human biology

Oh so your a adult who is on a website mad for teens and pre teens

bro u actually just f**kin described imgflip

Uh no I’m just on here tryna make memes and have fun. It not very polite for you to assume that because people are out there who actually do that shit and it’s actually very offensive that you say that. I’m not sure if anything like that happened to you before but it’s not right to assume that

Then why did you say you went to college

I did go to collage to become a photographer for CAR COMPANIES. I take pictures of newly built or branded cars. Not to take a picture of a child to take home. I’m not a pervert I’m just a guy tryna do his job

No no i did not mean you were a stalker but you are on a website that are for memes and i dident know any adults liked memes untill now

I want to know how many accounts you made cause ther are like 5 different accounts with the same name

I have 1 acount a-bad-username i had a previouse name withc was zeplin-meming but that is my prevoiuse name on this acount

So I found out that your replying to all of my diffrent comments? Thats weird just reply to one and say what you want to say

I think its offensive that you curse like that

It’s not offensive it’s the way I talk and I’m an adult and I’m aloud to say what I want to say. I’m not about to argue with a person on the internet ok? I could go edit stuff for a recent photo or spend time with my children instead of talking to you rn

That what you should do thats why i am suprised your on this website. But one thing dont curse around your kids

Pluse i am a kid

Ok first I never curse around my kids second im not taking an advice from a kid on the internet who is only 11. Let me live my life and I’ll let you live yours

Ok pluse i feel wierd talking to a adult on the interenet bye!!

Oh you can’t say bye to me little one

Why cant i

Because you can’t block people on Imgflip and that I can just go on this meme and still text to you

I know that pluse i just followed you

Well thanks but I never really post

That is because some of your comments dont let me reply to them

I’m not even in High school yet

Me nethire i am not even inmiddle school i am 11

Well then let me give you a suggestion don’t be dumb kid who is always in trouble or don’t be way too nerdy either during high school but be enough that teachers respect you still respect you and you always get good grades and to make sure that you never do anything bad l shit and you’ll be OK

Wait you have to nerdy its the only way to live first rule do not get popular do not!!!! If you are its going to back fire

Oh you dont post that is fine i post a lot