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I am now a Dad, wipe your feet off before stepping into my house gosh dang it!

I am now a Dad, wipe your feet off before stepping into my house gosh dang it! | To all the Children who have shitty parents who don't accept you:; I am now your dad and we are having My Famous Fried Chicken for dinner, Oh and remind me to buy shampoo, I need some from the store | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
410 views • 15 upvotes • Made by ThatHawks 5 years ago in LGBTQ
41 Comments
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3 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Thank GOD I was getting so sick of all this beef that these straights I live with keep giving me
[deleted]
5 ups, 5y,
2 replies
you know, not all of us straights are LGBT+-phobic, I myself am proud to be an ally.
[deleted]
3 ups, 5y
I know. I was an ally for 11 years of my life. It's awesome to know that we're supported!
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y
Me too!
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Spicy fried chicken or regular and what sides Imma green bean person myself but i will cook anything y'all want
[deleted]
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Spicy plz, oh and mashed potatoes with wayyyyy too much butter!
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Biscuits or rolls?
[deleted]
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Rolls, please!
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
and for dessert?
[deleted]
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
(damn gay parents are the best) could we do ice cream?
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
HELL YEAH WE HAVE ICE CREAM! WE HAVE CHOCOLATE, S'MORES, KEY LIME AND BANANA
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1 up, 5y,
1 reply
YES I WANT THEM ALL WITH SOME F**KING RAINBOW SHERBET WE GONNA BE HAVING A GAY PARTY
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y,
5 replies
HHHEEEEEEELLLLLLL YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I AM HEADING TO THE STORE! I WILL BRING BACK SOME CHIPS TO AND I AM GRILLING STEAK AND BAKING POTATES
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y
HELL YEAH!!! THANK YOU SO FRICKING MUCH, DAD!
ThatHawks
0 ups, 5y
I AM ALSO GONNA BY FACE MASKS AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING AND MY BOYFRIEND, YOUR OTHER DAD IS HYPED HE HAS CHILDREN
ThatHawks
0 ups, 5y
I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y
AWESOME IM HYPED TOO
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y
Also remember to get shampoo
[deleted]
1 up, 5y
That works
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y
Thx!!😁
[deleted]
0 ups, 5y
Ok
thatkidmiles
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
i think i found my new dad
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y,
2 replies
Welcome Son, Daughter or lovely Squirrel!
thatkidmiles
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
hello
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Do you want a cookie or a Popsicle
thatkidmiles
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Popsicle please and thank you
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Cherry, Grape or Pineapple
thatkidmiles
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
cherry pls
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Here ya go
thatkidmiles
0 ups, 5y
thank you have a good night
thatkidmiles
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
dont forget to get shampoo

it says to remind you
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Ok I am heading to the store for rainbow sherbet too
thatkidmiles
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
nice
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
anything you want?
thatkidmiles
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
nope im just happy to have someone like you
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
*tears up* my child... i like having you too
thatkidmiles
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
thank you
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y,
3 replies
i've got special things planned for the virtual family trip to Hawaii ( Were I was supposed to go)
ThatHawks
1 up, 5y
Oh Im just gonna post picture of the hotel from the hotel website and we will all just sing somewhere on a beach
thatkidmiles
0 ups, 5y
i hope you have a good time dad
thatkidmiles
0 ups, 5y
thats cool
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To all the Children who have shitty parents who don't accept you:; I am now your dad and we are having My Famous Fried Chicken for dinner, Oh and remind me to buy shampoo, I need some from the store