HELLO, FRONT DESK?
YOU’VE GOT TWO 24-HOUR DAY CARE CENTERS IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME AND THE ROOM NEXT DOOR TOO,
A PARTY IN THE PARKING LOT GOING ON OUTSIDE MY WINDOW,
AND SOMEBODY JUST BANGED A GONG OUT IN THE HALL,
NO GOOD CAN COME OF THAT; WHAT KIND OF QUARANTINE FRIENDLY
HOTEL IS THIS ANYWAY?