And we're doomed

*some electronic sounds*
Mixmellow:what is that?
Weenie burger:let's just find out, will ya?
*They open the door, and see white spy about to brainwash someone*
Agent 3:Let Me Go you uncolored dorito!
Zaptor:I want freedom too..
White Spy:*chuckles while pressing the brainwash button*

*Neon comes it out of no where and decapitates the spy*

“Gotcha”

Mixmellow:Neon! how did you know this guy's plan?
*turns out that white spy he decapitated is a doll and white spy shoots neon with a rocket*
White spy:✌️😂✌️

*Neon dodges the rocket and rushes the White Spy with incredible speed*

*in a calm voice*
“Release them or that’s going to be you in a second”

White spy:*starts to fear*
Mixmellow:yeah! Release zaptor and agent 3
Weenie Burger:not to interrupt, but who's winning in this spy vs spy comic?
Mixmellow:it's no comic my man, welcome to the switch wars.

“I said release them!” *puts one of his burning Scythes on the White Spy’s shoulder*
“You think I’m kidding, don’t you? You better hurry up!”

Mixmellow:this is getting dark...
Weenie Burger:KILL HIM KILL HIM!
White spy:*presses the button to free them (or that's what he wants Neon to think cuz they are holograms making it look real)*

“I’m not falling for that, I picked up those electrical signals.” *cuts the spy’s head off*

Weenie Burger: he'll come back... He always comes back.. it's spy vs spy logic, they always come back in a comic if black or white spy dies
Mixmellow:ok... Oh now I remember!
Agent 3:ahem, help!
Zaptor:i want to see my electroid friends again

*Neon cuts the ropes and then destroys the control panel*
“Come on let’s go.”

Mixmellow: okay!
Weenie Burger:alright, the blood slaughter ends now
*They all leave*
Turns out, white spy was taking his death...
White spy:*chuckles cuz the agent 3 and zaptor are actually bombs*

*Giant explosion happens*

*and the actual ones are still kidnapped

(Neon can’t grab them, otherwise he would cut them in half, so, Neon is probably alive)

what’s with the white spy hate

for arceus sakes why does agent 3 keep getting mind controlled

we need tf spy