Wow I just did my family and it's confusing me.
So my sister named her firstborn Baby Yoda. Not too weird. But my dad named his firstborn Mario. I'm his firstborn. So either I have an older sibling named Mario or I am Mario. Here's the catch, though. My mom robbed a bank with Mario. So there are two possiblities:
1. My parents had another child before me and named him Mario. He went off to college before I was born so I guess my parents were SUPER young when he was born. My mom recently got a phone call from him and she went to his house. She saw how poor he was so she and he robbed a bank together.
2. I was originally named Mario. My mom robbed a bank with me. At some point of time I transitioned into a girl and changed my name to ****** (but everyone calls me Rory). I got amnesia and don't remember any of it.
So yeah I absolutely overthought all of that.