THE MICHIGAN WOLVERINES FOOTBALL NEWS HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED TO THE HISTORY CHANNEL DUE TO ALL THEIR WINNING YEARS BEING FOUND IN HISTORY. THE HISTORY CHANNEL GLADLY ACCEPTED THIS NEW SHOWING; FROM 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM, LEARN ABOUT THE HISTORY OF YOUR FAVORITE TEAM; AND LIVE IN THE PAST UNLESS YOU WISH TO ONLY HEAR OF LOSSES. THE HOPES OF A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE WOLVERINES HAS ALSO BEEN TRANSFERRED HERE, FOR THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. IF YOU WANT TO SEE WINS FOR YOUR TEAM NOW, YOU MIGHT CONSIDER CHANGING TEAMS OR SPORTS, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.
