THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN PUT UNDER ARREST FOR PURE MURDER. THEY ASSASSINATED MICHIGAN 8 TIMES OVER, THEY STABBED MICHIGAN STATE TO DEATH A FEW TIMES, AND A FEW YEARS PRIOR KILLED ALABAMA. THEY BEAT OREGON DOWN IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, AN EMBARRASSING ACT, AND THEY BURRIED THE BIG TEN ALLIVE. THEY TOOK THEIR RIVALS, AND THREW THEM IN THE TRASH CAN. THEY HAVE BEEN GIVEN A SENTENCE OF A LIFETIME FOR BEING THE DARK ASSASSINS WHO SCARE LITTLE KIDS, LIKE INDIANA, RUTGERS, AND NORTHWESTERN, WHO CHEATED AND STILL LOST!
