TO PLAY THIS YOU MUST BE IN A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT POSITION THAN USUAL. WHEN THE SONG BEGINS, PLAY LIKE YOU NORMALLY WOULD. AS THE SONG PROGRESSES, PLACE YOUR FOOT ATOP THE PIANO AND SLOWLY BRING YOUR WEIGHT DOWN ON IT. EVENTUALLY YOU SHALL COMPLETELY LIE DOWN ON THE PIANO AND CAREFULLY DISTRIBUTE YOUR WEIGHT. NOW, THE NEXT STEP MAY REQUIRE ASSISTANCE FOR AMATEURS. THIS CAN BE FROM SIBLINGS, FRIENDS, SPOUSES, OR PETS. ALL PARTICIPATING SHALL FLOP ON THE PIANO LIKE FISHES DESPERATELY GASPING FOR FISH OXYGEN. THIS REQUIRES MUCH PRACTICE AND STUDY TO SUCCEED. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT YOU TAKE SEVERAL TIMES MORE CAFFEINE THAN USUAL. ANY SEIZURES THAT MAY BE INDUCED ARE ENCOURAGED. OTHERS CAN ALSO HELP BY DRAGGING THEIR FACES WHEREVER KEYS SEEM NEGLECTED. AS OTHERS MAY HAVE DEMONSTRATED, RANDOM CHILDREN ARE ESPECIALLY HELPFUL FOR THIS PART. THEY TEND TO BECOME PROFESSIONALS IN NO TIME. TRY TO KEEP THE STEADY PACE OF A CHEETAH WHO JUST GOT ITS CHEETAH GIRLFRIEND STOLEN BY A FLYING MONKEY. MANY WILL HAVE PASSED OUT BY THE ENDING, BUT IF YOU HAVE NOT, GOOD JOB. YOU NOW HAVE THREE DAYS TO LIVE; IN ORDER TO PLAY THE PIANO
