I literally just found this-

Monkeys are also doomed to die as well. They love bananas

Not as much as the Yiga clan does. They literally stop fighting Link to pick up their bananas

But wait...

When Link kills someone from the Yiga Clan, they drop bananas.

Link can eat more than seven bananas...

WHY IS HE NOT DEAD?!

... WAIT...

WE HAVE JUST MADE A HUGE DISCOVERY!!!

#Link Can Survive the Banana Appocolipes ---

This discovery should have a Nobel Prize

yes! Lets do it--

Let's submit the discovery of a lifetime! Even more BREATHtaking then the invention of the lightbulb!

Lol Love what you did there! It's HYLIAN likely that it'll reward us in more RUPEES than the first lightbulb ever sold!!!

More likely, the idea would be so SKYWARD, that everyone will be go BETWEEN WORLDS over this idea

Yes, but for now, we shouldn't TRI and FORCE it

Yep, we shouldn't also try and submit in using a LINK, we need to think about it first

Speaking of which... That reminds me of something I found yesterday...
Yesterday, I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf actually takes over Hyrule, but for some reason, I couldn't click on it...
I guess the Link was dead

The Link probably got struck by a Guardian (AKA, copyright claimers)