Not what you expect

I JUST HATE TO INFORM YOU, BUT YOUR MANAGER PETE HAS NOT KEPT UP TO TO OUR HIGH STANDARDS. HE IS RUDE AND SARCASTIC! I'M JUST KIDDING. DON'T TAKE ME LITERALLY. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? KICK ME OUT? I AGREE! HE'S RUDE! HE ONCE SAID "YOU'RE PRETTY.... PRETTY BAD AT YOUR JOB"! WELL, I WAS KIDDING. YOU ARE THE BEST, APRIL FOOLS! NO MORE ANNOYING WORKERS TO DEAL WITH!