Ryan has finally been destroyed!

Blaze: good, Melon was probably going to recruit him to the team
Melon: I was going to recruit Marx but I’ll revive Ryan and recruit him too
Literally everyone on the team except Melon, Galeem Kirby and Dharkon Kirby: NO

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Melon: YES

*Ultimate Boi sends melon to a different dimension*
Ultimate Boi: there, he's gone.

Melon, who opened a portal to leave that dimension: fine, I won’t

All of team OC: We're watching you guys....

Blaze: as long as I am around she won’t be doing anything bad
Ezlo: she’s really easy to stop though, so it’s not a big deal

Mixmellow:hey guys, what's happening?

Blaze: you know melon, right? She recruited alternate versions of Galeem and Dharkon to the team, they are kirbys but they’re still very chaotic, and melon tried to start team chaos but I stopped her

Snake: if you revive this guy I’m killing him again with C4

Melon: if you kill him again, I am killing you with a rocket launcher
Blaze: melon I will send you to hell if you do that

*Snake straps some C4 onto melon*
Snake: bye bye *snake runs off*

*melon rips it off and tosses it at Oreo*
Oreo: HEY, WHAT THE [REDACTED]

*And that’s when the C4 exploded*
Snake: congratulations, you played yourself

Blaze: she survived... for some reason
Melon: HA, IM STARTING TEAM CHAOS AGAIN

*Snake gets a call asking for him to go capture two Umbreons*

Snake: I’ll deal with you later.. I have a job right now. *he leaves*

Melon: I’m not doing that now, mostly because I just remembered blaze is a god and she’s literally going to start throwing fireballs at me

*Snake doesn’t respond because he left the scene*

Dan: Wow your the man ultimate boi
Tyrone: Well no more cringy kid forever

That quickly? We couldn’t let snake have some fun with him?

He put snake's c4 nuke on ryan so his body wouldn't come back and then he destroyed him

That’s now how that’s supposed work... Snake wouldn’t just anyone take his C4s....

no, snake put it on

Then that would mean snake destroyed Ryan

but...ultimate boi used his powers so both of them did it

Now I’m confused

No, it was a team-up

Alright, whatever you say

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