He’s the one who killed marx!

Wow

“Yarr! Ima be riding a ship!”

“I swear to god, I’m already TAKEN, why do you think that me and... that guy who took my soul make a great match??”

“But he’s just like yo-“

“let’s just talk about how bad that pirate impression Reddy did sounds.”

“C’mon you’re just jealous-“

(Who were those talking?)

(Red rhombus was shipping things.)

(Edgy goat doesn’t know why he ships him with Markus.)

(And Elder hated that pirate voice.)

“I SWEAR IF THAT’S ME IN THAT SHIP I’LL IMPALE YOU TOO, STUPID DIAMOND.”

“Okay uh.. just calm down, you’re reminding me of that time Lux tried to kill the big headed squid.”

“...”

“Hey Bloo, are you okay..?”

“I’ve think I’ve lost hope... now that Kid revived the grape... and now I feel like giving up...”

“Oh don’t be so harsh on yourself Bloo! I know just the thing!”

*the diamond gets out a phone that can contact anyone.*

“So you’re going to use that to call his parents?”

“Yep!”