Not going over names here, but this user is just...

He just always closed his account for no reason and comes back for revenge every time.

Yep. Always.

:/

I just joined this site to make people laugh, I didn't expect to be subjected to such imbecility.

This should also go in the whoooosh stream.
Is there a link to go there?

Yeah. Might do it later, though.

Got it.