I THINK YOUR MOTHER READS TO YOU EVERY NIGHT IN ORDER TO STUPEFY YOU TO SLEEP. SO SHE AND DADDY CAN SIT DOWN FOR THREE MEASLY MINUTES WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR MINDLESS, INEXHAUSTIBLE, UNSTOPPABLE, REPETITIVE AND NAGGING DEMANDS. "HE TOOK MY TOY." "SHE HIT MY BEAR." "I WANT A POTTY." "I WANT A COOKIE." "I WANT TO STAY UP." I WANT, I WANT, I WANT, ME, ME, ME, ME, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, NOW, NOW, NOW...
