Sky: That’s way larger than I thought it would look like!
John: Holy [Redacted], this is literally the Death Star with no death laser.
Aquazard: nope, I’m heading back to the freighter, thank you very much.
Shovel Knight: an easy target is you put enough ships together.
Lime the knight: I’m not so sure, it’s huge size gives it away, there are very few planets it can hide behind.
*The entire front opens and the clockwork star inside fires a huge laser which slowly dissapears (it also didn’t hit them)
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Sky: Nope I’m out, thank you very much!
John: I’m calling Kirby.
Shovel Knight: it’s not as worthy of an opponent as Spector Knight!
Lime the Knight: I never want to see that face ever again.
*The front closes again*
“also, it can teleport!”
*it warps behind them*
“It can do lots more too, plus there’s luxury inside. right now i’m in a heccan swimming pool while saying this.”
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John: I’m still calling Kirby. He destroyed that a long time ago!
Lime the knight: I still never want to see that face ever again.
Shovel knight: ight I’m leaving.
“You actually don’t need to see it, also this motherbase was actually reconstructed after the events of planet robobot. we also did a few other modifications. you also know i can for-“
*The ship gets punched by anti-luno*
“What the heck!? I thought they were locked in another dimension?!”
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John: hi Kirby, the access ark is back ... you will?! Thank you.
Lime the knight: *laughing* bruh I thought that was indestructible!
Shovel Knight: 2 threats, an even match for me!
*the triangle retaliates by trying to slice the turtle in half, but is immediatly SMACCED by one of the ark’s legs*
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*shovel knight and Lime the knight begin attacking evil Luni, not knowing it’s an anti-oc* *John finishes his call with Kirby and waits for him to attack the access ark*
(Again, I’m role playing like they don’t know anything about it)
Kirby: so it’s back?
John: yeah?
Kirby: well, it’s not attacking us, so maybe it got reset and it’s not evil anymore.
John: how would we know that?
Kirby: we hope that’s what happened. I’m going back to Earth now, maybe you should have attacked that triangle thing though.
John: alright Kirby *speeds up to attack speed and starts bombarding evil Luno with proton cannon shots and rockets)