I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I ACCIDENTALLY RAN AWAY FROM A FULL-ODDS SHINY TENTACOOL IN POKÉMON SOULSILVER ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO BECAUSE OF THE STUPID TOUCH SCREEN. IT STILL HAUNTS ME TO THIS DAY, AND I WILL NEVER GET OVER IT. PLS COMMENT "F" IF YOU UNDERSTAND MY GRIEF.