HELLO THERE, WELCOME TO "BAD EPISODES", TODAY, WE'RE GONNA BE MAKING SOMETHING NEWS, "SAVE THE DATE"; FIRST, YOU TAKE YOUR COINCIDENCES, A 1, A 2, A 3; NEXT, YOU TAKE YOUR CLICHED ROMANCE; THEN, YOU TAKE YOUR BAD WRITING; AND NOW, FOR SOME CHOPPED BAD CLIMAX.... WHERE'S MY CHOPPED BAD CLIMAX; I SAID *CHOPPED* BAD CLIMAX, DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT, WATCH ME SERVE THIS UP