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oof

i know, right?

Heh heh done all of those before.....

hitting someone with a car doesn't seem very small...

This all seems in order, think about it, you wake up with a stiff neck and break your nail, step in water with socks on, but then on the road you suddenly see a dead cat causing you to spill your hot drink, burning your tongue and causing you to swerve and hit somebody. ;)

Ok, so to hide the body you put it somewhere temporarily then leave an anonymous tip to the cops of where the body is buried. After they dig it up and find nothing, you go back to that spot and dig it back up and put the body there and nobody will question the freshly upturned earth because the cops had just dug there.