FrEe CaNdY GeT iN tHe VaN

Oh, it's just a man in a big white van!

I only talk to strangers who have white vans and say they have candy

Ha

You do know there is a reply button right

I forgot

Because of the white van and candy 😉

Hah

It messes with your brain cells

I don't have any

I meant mine

Hey I can sell some to you 1.00 u.S an ounce

Kidding😉

Alright, see ya

Oh f**k yea

I can get it to you tomorrow how much do you want j.k lol smarties are easier to snort 😉 GTG kidding

GTG

This just made my day

Your welcome

Lettuce turn you in so the cops know you're offering kids that shit! Give them weed or something, disgusting.

F**k off bro
Its bad enough I get blamed for the divorces

Hey, seriously dude, it's not your fault man...

I'm used to it now anyway

Sorry...

Yea
I don't really need your sympathy, I said I'm used to it

Dude, at least I felt sorry for you. Asshole...

Oh I'm the asshole?

Well, you should be respectful if people feel sympathy for you.

Eh

You good man?

Maybe

Fine bro

(Yo give me some lettuce)




please

*snorts lettuce* How much?

Much

Hi much, i'm dad.

You're my dad?
I thought he went to get milk...
Man, it sure takes him a long time to get milk...

He was never around tits so when he saw cow tits he wanted to stay longer (True story)

But how was he your dad if he never was around tits