Because It Does

If school makes someone feel f**kin happy they need to see a doctor asap

There's no way school makes someone feel happy

Exactly

If Anti-school police was a thing, I would find whoever likes school and immediately arrest him/her

Nah just shoot them on the spot

And then shoot them after using handcuffs to restrain the person who likes school.

Yes

But who would witness the shooting, now that I'm thinking about that?

Everyone

In that case, let me make the popcorn while it happens

Get me some too

Welcome to the show, where we kill the people who thinks that school makes them happy. Let's give those monsters (people that likes school) what they deserve! Firing squad starts in 3...2...1, fire! (and while you're at it, the witnesses and the firing squad gets free popcorn)

Yea!

Ok, now everyone who likes school is now executed, any questions?

They get what they f**king deserve

I don't get why all tombstones have to say R.I.P., since the people liked school it should say "Do Not R.I.P"

Rest In Potatoes

And no came for their funeral