You just got vectored

I would give this man a standing ovation if he had the balls to eat a pencil. Whoever the f**k you are that's pretty impressive, you gotta give him that.

No I didn't eat his lunch he ate my friend's

No, this guy can eat a pencil. Take him to the f**king circus! Also, give him a finger if he steals your friend's lunch.

Sheesh! This was Catholic school! I left the year after. I was sandwiched between him and some other really annoying boy.

This was a joke hahahahaha