I am the god of destruction

It makes a bit of sense till you realize god is the male term-

I HAVE A GF NOW SHE HOT

Ah... so you have a girlfriend now... I see... i-it's alright.. I-I'm happy for you...

Alright, Cheez you need to chill out.
You didn't do anything so you have nothing to be sorry about.

Wait, what?

You kept on stuttering and saying sorry.

It was just a prank! Sorry!

?
Ok.

You know that's not her it's her friend who took her account?

H-h-h-h-huh?

Yeah, that's why she was typing with all capital letters.
Borderline would never keep on typing capital letters.

T-t-t-t-true... B-b-b-b-b-but.... uhm.... n-n-n-n-never m-mind...

Why are you stutter-typing ?
Is something wrong?

N-n-n-n-nothing!
I-I-I'm sorry if I made you worried!

I-I-I-I-I'm acting w-w-w-weird?
A-a-a-ah! I-I-I-I-I'm sorry!

WANNA SEE?

•-•

BUT DO YOU WANNA SEE

*lightly slaps* calm down

BUT SHE PRETTY

DO YOU WANNA SEE

Eat a snickers

*spits it out* JUST LOOK AT HER HER NAME IS ALEKSA AND ISINT SHE THE CUTEST THING

First off....why would you reveal your girlfriend's identity? you know there might be hackers around. second, calm the f*ck down.......

I R E F U S E

*forcefeeds it*