HOW TO DEAL WITH MOST PEOPLE
WHO WANT TO TALK POLITICS; "Do you like my new haircut?
It's the Pat Sajak special."; LOOKS LIK -- A
TOUP -- --; STEP 1: THINK FOR YOURSELF,
KNOW THE FACTS. STEP 2:
SMILE; STEP 3:
SAY WHATEVER
THEY WANT TO HEAR
SO THEY GO AWAY QUICKER. "Can I buy a vowel, please? An 'E'...
...for 'Excellent'."; Mr.JiggyFly