Because yes

Can I join

yeah

(Should I make a part 2?)

No-

Scout Trooper Sky: *waiting to join the mission* when do we start?

(Whenever you want)

Scout trooper Sky: *hops in his star fighter* aww sh** I need some fuel to use the vertical launch thrusters... give me a second. *gathers necessary materials and fuels his star ship* alright let’s go... *star ship leaves the atmosphere*

*There was a green serpent pike dragon*
“And what are YOU leaving earth for?”

Scout Trooper Sky: ! *activates the pulse drive, doesn’t realize it’s almost out of fuel, sends out a distress beacon as well* What the hell?

The dragon has a displeased/annoyed look.

*the pulse drive runs out of fuel as the star fighter reaches Mars*
Scout Trooper Sky: out of fuel, I’m gonna have to land on the surface, I’m not dealing with that...
*finds a nearby asteroid and shoots it, gains some materials for fuel for the pulse drive* *heads towards the surface of Mars*

“Whatever.”

*Back in mars*
“PUT ON YOUR HELMET, LUMOS.”
“You do realize I don’t need air.”

*back to Sky*
Scout Trooper Sky: well I’m on Mars... are there any buildings or ruins or even just a few deposits here? *does a planetary scan, doesn’t pick anything up except for some metal deposits*
Sky: well I might as well land, I need the copper anyways... *lands and jumps out* alright, I’m going to the copper deposit... *heads south 100 units and finds it, uses the terrain manipulator to mine the copper* alright, now my problem is I can’t leave the planet with out that huge dragon thing picking up my signal, which also means I can’t mine asteroids for fuel. *heads back to the ship* what have I gotten myself into...

Lumos: I really don’t need it..
Eterna: oh fine! It’s not my fault if you die!
lumos: Boi i’m already dead

*gets in the star ship and see’s Eterna*
Sky: Oh no not again. *fires up the engines, sees Eterna look at the craft*
Sky: I’m out of here *takes off*

Eterna: what was that?
Lumos: IDK.

Sky: don’t shoot me down, don’t shoot me down, don’t shoot me down... *skims the planetary surface and means a break to get out of the atmosphere*
Sky: all I need to do is get out into orbit.

Yes

(So, how do we start?)

We begin at the space lab near hypixel.
(This is a Switch wars style inspired rp)

Can Mixmellow join?

yEs

meanwhile, in a random purple planet, there lived purple goat-like aliens, planning to invade the planet Earth.

*it then cuts to a group of aliens, and one of them is staring at the dark sky.*

“BaAaA~ why must you look into the great void that includes stars?”

“I’m... looking at that one planet..”

“Baaa... you mean thy full mewn? Is it because you wants to taste it?”

“No, not that one, THAT one..”

*it then cuts to the earth.*

“Owow.. thy colors.. it’s reminding me of dat arrow.. it looks like something that you see in those computers...”

“T-the what..?”

“Yezzz... da arrow, remember when we sees it flying? It went straight to dat white wurld.. the wurld looked bland..”

“The.. world.. that’s where the shifters are, I heard they invaded the earth before us... I’m kind of feeling the envy..”

“We all are.. them rascalzzz.. we should go to that planet, and we should dessssstroy all of those sapiens, and then we’ll kick out all them shifterzzz...”

“Baaaaa.. yezzz.. that’s sounding fun!”

“Then why are thou just staring? We should travel there..!”

“Itz so farrr...”

“I know! we’ll go to that purple planet, I’m curiozzzz.”

“Yeeee! Itz reminding me of our planet.. we must go there! *bleats*”

And so... the aliens are traveling to the planet they have guessed to be called “Popstar”, there were meteors in the way, but that didn’t stop them.

(They went to popstar?)

(Yes.)

*it now cuts to the planet Popstar.*

*the goats safely land in the planet, except one, who is an adolescent goat, has faceplanted in the ground.*

“Baa! We are here!!”

“Wh-what.. is this place..?”

“We have no knowledge of this place yetzzz... let’s take a look at the environment and creaturezzz..”

*it then cuts to one of the older goats staring at a waddle dee.*

“Eh..? Whatzz zis? Iz dis one of the orange fruitz?”

“Taste ittttt!”

“Okeeeeey.. *proceeds to bite a chunk of the Waddle Dee’s head*”

“Whatzzz teh tastezzz?”

“Ehhh.. it tastes dizgustingzzz.. and the juice is red... so itz not the orange thingy.”

“baaa! More weird monsterzzz!”

“I’ll check.”

*one of the goats came across a one-eyed ball shaped thing*

“Baa! The face! It’s looking at me!”

“Donut worry, it won’t harm, it looks innocent once you look at itz eye for too many time..”

“Owoww.. so big.. I want to ram into it.”

“Baa... why must you do this to people who don’t want you around.”

“I can’t resistzzz.. Must.. destroy.. the eye..”

*it proceeds to ram into the Waddle Doo, thus it has been killed.*

“Why!! Why must you do thizzz!”

“I’m apologizing.. I can’t help my instinctzzz..”

“Fair enough.. now.. uh.. I wonder if there’s people here who are like the sapiens.”

“You surezzz?”

“Baa.. yes, they are probably better than them..”

“Let’s go then, come join us young one, it’s gonna be fun!”

“You.. sure about this..?“

“Baa! Yes! Now come! You are wasting the clock!”

“Okay then..”

there was a magolor like creature with an orange outfit along with a kirby that had slightly different colors.

“Baa! I see 2 people!”

“Ono! Now it will know our existence, and we’re all dying!”

“Quickz, hide!!”

vince: Did you see it?
Twinkle: What-poyo?

“C’mon young one! Hide already!”

“Mm... no, I know a better strategy.”

“Wutz??”

*the teen goat then turns into Markus.*

“Oh? I forget we can do that...”

“We’re still doing this technique! It’s not going to be our fault if you’re caught!”

“It’ll be fine- just.. shut up.”

“Okeeeey.”

it just so happened that markus was walking by and saw the space goats.

“I- uh... (damn it... I didn’t even know this guy existed...)”

“Oh no! Another one!”

“I told you child! You’re going to be in danger! Kids can be idiots..”

“Hey! that’s my dang brother! You better watch your mouth or else I’m sending you to an exotic meat farm.”

“Okay.. okay.. jeezles man, you’re so overprotective to your baby brother..”

“I know.. I know..”

“Ay buddy! You okay there?”

*the fake Markus is shaking uncontrollably due to stress.*

“Uhh.....i’m gonna pretend I didn’ see that.”

“Thank glob.. the purple sapien has spared us so we can continue our in- *muffled noises*”

“Shush! He’s still there! He can hear us..”

“He probably hears better than them!”

*and then the fake Markus hides behind a tree next to the bush his brother and the other goats were in, and then he turned back to normal.*

“My brother, has it worked?”

“I.. *pant* don’t *pant* know.. that was extremely awkward for me..”

“Hmm... let’s just wait till they forget about us, then we’ll destroy both this and the earth!”

“I think it’s best..”

*and he was about to pass out only for one of the goats to catch him.*

“Dam, we should just rest in this place for a while.. and then we can continue.”

“Good idea... I’m worried about my brother..”

A smol blue triangle began flying to the bush.

“... shet! One of the demon shapes have found us!”

“Welp, we’re screw- wait... IT’S ONE OF THE SHAPES WE SAW A LONG TIME AGO!!”

“why are they even friends?? They’re too dangerous to be in contact with any species!”

“Please throw it into the galaxy.. it’s reminding us of the planet.”

“I’m too scared to!”

eterna: this is dedede’s castle apparently.

It just passes them.

“I-it spared us..”

“Baa! I guess it had a heart.”

“Alright now.. can we PLEASE get to the invasion or what? I’m starting to get bored of living in a bush!”

“Okay.. now we need a plan to get to destroy the planets, we should try that technique that the kid did! It seems interesting.”

“Should we.. turn into flowers?”

“Ye! That sounds perfect!”

“O..kay then... I guess I’ll be stuck with pretending to be that guy..”

“Hey lil bro! I have a thing you should do!”

“W-what is it..?”

“C’mere! I’ll tell ya!”

*he then whispers the idea to his brother.*

“W-wait.. so I should steal his.. love person?”

“Shhhh! Be careful or else he’ll blast us out of here!”

“O-okay..”

“Now let’s get going!”

*the other goats bleated in agreement, but the younger brother is anxious.*

Than a yellow square followed.

*it then cuts to them as flowers walking.*

“... you know.. have you forgotten any powers we have?”

“Idk.. teleportation??”

“It wouldn’t work..”

“Hmm.. camouflage”

“Yeah! I forgot we can do that, we don’t have to be flowers to be sneaky! We just have to be invisible! That’s all!”

“Can we do that behind those trees?? It’s going to be awkward if we do it in front of people.”

“Okay then.”

(Meanwhile...)

*the fake Marx is just walking around.*

“... (it feels.. really weird to be another person... I don’t feel the same at all..)”

*he then noticed that his horns are purple.*

“O_O... (shet! My horns! They’re still the same! It doesn’t matter though.. no one will notice.. right? I better get going and try to find a way to kill people and destroy this planet...)”

A huge dragon carrying a chandelier swoops close to the goats.

“Oh.. no..”

“We’re f**ked!”

“Shet.. I don’t want to die yet.. I’m already worried about him... he nearly fainted in front of us..”

“I know.. just.. stay calm and be a statue, we’re already invisible so they can’t see us.”

Eterna: The creatures here are exotic.
lumos: can i burn them?
Eterna: NO.

“B-burn??”

“I knew it! They want to kill us!”

“Don’t worry, I’ve heard about brachiosauruses before, they’re big, but they’re gentle creatures, these people can’t be that bad, can they?”

*eterna swiftly flies to dedede’s castle*
Lunos: wait up! Ugh, you stupid dragon!

“Phew! Thank god... now, let’s keep moving, and then we’ll find a weapon to kill those creatures!”

(Meanwhile...)

*Fake Mark is still walking.*

“I wonder if I could find anything interesting in here... the places look pretty boring...”

*he then spots Eterna flying to the castle*

“Woah! Is.. that a dragon? I wonder if it’s trying to kill people.. where is it even going anyway?”

E

There is my character. No Man’s Sky has a few updates... and I edited my character, so that’s me in No Man’s Sky