AT SCHOOL... TEACHER: WHATS 1+1 JOHN: I DONT KNOW TEACHER : ASK YOUR PARENTS AT HOME... JOHN: MOM, WHATS 1+1? MOM:(HITS HIS BUTT) CALCULATE YOURSELF JOHN: DAD, WHATS 1+1 DAD: (IS WATCHING TV)LINCOLN LINCOLN JOHN: BUG, WHATS 1+1 BUG: HE WONT DIE IF YOU DONT STEP ON HIM JOHN: SISTER, WATS ONE + ONE? SISTER: ILL WAIT FOR YOU OUTSIDE JOHN: GRANDMA, WHATS 1+1? GRANDMA: (IS SINGING) I LIVE IN HELL E-A-E-A-O THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL... TEACHER: JOHN, WHATS 1+1? JOHN: (HITS TEACHER’S BUTT) CALCULATE YOUR SELF TEACHER: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT? JOHN: LINCOLN LINCOLN TEACHER: ISNT HE DEAD? JOHN: AS LONG AS YOU DONT STEP ON HIM TEACHER: GO OUTSIDE JOHN: ILL WAIT FOR YOU OUTSIDE TEACHER:WHERE DO YOU LIVE? JOHN: I LIVE IN HELL E-A-E-A-O