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DON'T MEAN TO BE GLIB, BUT, WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO GET INTO THAT PINK WET HOLE IN THE GROUND, WHERE YOU LIVE!... NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE, BUT I'M SUDDENLY INTO VORE... UH, COULD I CLIMB UP YOUR B*TT? AND RIDE.. IT LIKE A SEAL IN THE SAND RIDE IT LIKE A WILD HORSE OR,... LIKE A... MOTORCYCLE THAT DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS GAME AT ALL -BRENTALFLOSS