NO PEN = NO NOTES
NO NOTES = CAN'T STUDY
DON'T STUDY = FAIL TESTS
FAIL TESTS = CAN'T PASS
CAN'T PASS = CAN'T MOVE ON
NOT MOVING ON = NO COLLEGE
NO COLLEGE = NO JOB
NO JOB = NO MONEY
NO MONEY = CAN'T BUY FOOD
NO FOOD = STARVATION
EXTREME STARVATION = DEATH; THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS NEED A PENCIL