Virgin and Chad

SAMWISE12; ACERGAME09; WINS WITH ONLY MUSKETS AND ATTACK MOVE; WINS WITH A SKILLFUL BUILD HES DONE THOUSANDS OF TIMES; NUMBER IN NAME REFERENCES NUMBER OF TIMES HE'S "SHAGGED UR MUM"; NUMBER IN NAME REFERENCES AGE WHEN GAME WAS RELEASED; COMPETED HONESTLY AND FAIRLY WITH A CLOSE FRIEND IN A 2V2 TOURNEY; TEAMED WITH "KILJARDI'S BROTHER"; CIRCLE SEIGES YOUR TC AND CONTINUES TO TELL YOU HE "SHAGGED UR MUM" WHEN HE HAS A LEAD; TYPES GG WP AT END OF GAME