BJARK

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Boomer humor: I hate my wife
Millenial humor: I hate my life
2020 humor: Bjark

just admit it first....please.....

First?

yes, are you lying about dating again?

Again?

LISTEN AND ANSWER MY QUESTION, are you lying about dating?

No, even if it was it wouldnt be lying, it would be a prank

is it a prank? DONT LIE

No

swear on yours and Asian_at_hearts life?

Whoa let's not bring him into this

WHAT IS BJARK

Humor

oh

Mhm

IM BIG SMORT

Nah

Listening

this is the wrong chat, damnit, I will give me a few minutes and I will

Hmmmm okay

how?

7th grade, strait As, soing high school math call me a nerd, I dont care

got it

How do you that we were talking about you?

YES

Nah

I do, because I forced myself to believe, ADMIT IT NOW!!!

No

it not you

I have straight FS BOOYAH, BEAT THAT

That's the opposite of smort

well... I do my work, I just don't turn it in

Lolololololol I turn in my work early and use the extra credit

yeah, because I am right

Hey, you can leave if you want

that's how....damnit, maybe you are smarter....

Mhm

MAYBE, im not giving you the goal easily

I just proved it

yeah but, I never turned it in, it could be correct, you never know

Maybe

STOP SAYING THAT

wHy?

Because iTs annoying

Not really

MAYBE IS A GOOD 50 50 CHANCE

Hmmmmm 40 60

WHAT

Mhm

YES REALLY

Nah

yup this is a prank, I know

Prove it

im smarter than you

Nah I can prove it

It’s funni

okey

Boomer

im not old enough to be a boomer

he is in it from the comments I have read...

How far have you researched this accusation?

look....just admit it please.....

NO

if it is you better tell me now, because later if you do and I believe that it isn't I might legit kill myself

*snarls* then when you treat me badly again, I cant leave because you'll think I was pranking you again and kill yourself?

im not gonna treat you bad again, I have no one else to run to except for you, you were the only girl besides Ememeon whom I liked and since she blocked me I cant go to her....

Mm, no you are its just what you do and that's just you telling me that I was your second choice and I cant leave

WHO AM I GOING TO RUN TO NOW???YOU, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE

So I cant leave and by saying that, you're telling me that when ememeon rejected you, you always ran to me as your second choice

you were always my first

Yeah, right and you didnt answer my other question

you can leave....

Not until I have my answers

I just answered that one, you asked if you could leave and I said you could....

Yes, you're not answering the full question. Theoretically, yeah I could leave free will. BUT would you kill yourself if I did?

well.....I don't know....depends on wat you mean by 'leave'

I MEAN if I broke up with you and blocked you, would you kill yourself?

wait, WHAT???

YES! that was my question!

so, now you're trying to break up and block me?

NO! I'm saying if I did, would you kill yourself!?

I love you...……… *picks her up and spins her in a circle*

*laughes*

*sets her back down* *looks at her*

*laughes* hey

what? *smile happily*

Nothing *smiles*

*grabs her hands*

*does the same*

I love you....

*smiles&

*kisses her*

That's nice

not like that

Hahaha and idk

what?

?

whats nice?

?

why are you putting random question marks?

Because I am confusion

Mhm

anything fun we can do?

Heh that's what she said

im bored too *smiles*

To what?

I was saying im bored like you

Oooh lol *smiles*

do you know Timid Deer?

Not really why?

your dad like Ememeon

Yeah I know I'm trying to be like a wingman

because she is my imgflip biological mom

Did you just find that out now?

wdym?

Did you just find out that she was your mom now?

LOOLOLOLOL

Yeah lol 🤣 (:

she isn't my real mom, she is my imgflip biological mom

Yeah I know. When did you find out that she was your imgflip mom?

oh yeah and my dad is SydneyB apparently....

Ayyy you're related to really good imgflippers (:

2 days ago

Mmm I just checked imgflip family and saw it XD

yup, you have a mom on imgflip?

KITB never told me who. I mean, I'm trying to find him someone but I dont think hes that into it

*mumbles* because its Ememeon

What?!

possibly

So then I cant break up with you and block you

hold up....what your saying is you want to break up and block me?

NO!!!!! I'm saying is if I did, could I withought you killing yourself?

well...you still get ALOT

BUT, if I go free, you will come back and start bothering me again

we are technically dating again right?

Technically yes

maybe the break up, but not the block, if you block me I might

you willingly want to stay with me now?

Mhm

that all you wanted?

Okay, so now I know that I have some freedom

*smiles happily*

*smiles*

you have as much freedom as you want as long as you don't block me

That is not as much freedom as I can get

a good bit....if not all of it.....

prank? or not?

Not

its a prank, a liar always chooses not however a honest person will always choose the right answer

Beleive what you want

im right, I know I am....

You can leave