We are all Schrodinger's virus now. As we cannot get tested, we don't know if we have the virus or not. We have to act as if we have the virus so we don't spread it to others. We have to act as if we've never had the virus, because if we haven't had it, we're not immune. Therefore, we both have and don't have the virus. Thus, Schrodinger's virus. If you don't understand this joke, you're never allowed to talk about science again.