ARE YOU A PERSON OR MAGICAL GNOME FORCED TO STAY IN YOUR HOUSE DO TO A GLOBAL PANDEMIC? HAVE I GOT THE IS PLACE FOR YOU. ITS CALLED CLUB COVID AND IT HAS EVERYTHING! THERE'S USED TP ROLLS, NO PEOPLE, OLD 500 PIECE PUZZLES WITH THOSE LAST TWO PIECES MISSING, AND AN USED N95 MASK ONCE WORN BY STAR OF SCREEN AND SCREEN LESLEY ANN WARREN. PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING? NO WORRIES, JUST LIKE AT A MARIAH CAREY MEET AND GREET NO ONE CAN SHAKE HANDS OR MAKE EYE CONTACT. IF YOU WANT TO GET IN FIND THE BOUNCER THAT'S A BULL DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE WILFRED BRIMLEY AND JUST SAY THE PASSWORD - CORONABETIS.