LE ME IN SCHOOL. LE CLASS THINKING; DERP TIMES HERP IS? THEN HERP KNOCKED DERPETTE OUT AND HAD A WEDDING RIGHT IN THE CLASSROOM; WHEN SUDDENLY; I <3 U DERPETTE. MARRY ME; EW HERP NO. LE KARATE KICK; I WAS ABOUT TO WALK AWAY WHEN I REMEMBERED IT WAS A MARRIAGE AGAINST DERPETTE'S WILL. . . . I CHECK ON DERPETTE AND CALL 911; WARNING: THIS DID NOT ACTUALLY HAPPEN. ALSO TELL ME HOW TO IMPROVE IN COMMENTS PLZ.