Vader:
"Attention, all armed fractions allied to the octoling cause."
"The reasons to my recent actions are as follows:"
"I have deemed the Nintendo Switch game "Octoling Dating Simulator" a threat to the Galactic Empire. A full battalion of the Imperial Army was caught playing the game while on duty."
"The executions of the abducted Octolings was in retaliation of a escapee being trained by an unknown militant. These executions were to discourage any attempt of uprising or escape."
"The Invasion of Octo Valley was to ensure that no remaining Octolings attempted to free there kin."
"Now, hopefully any allies will back away from this conflict, which is Imperial Business. If you wish to keep your lives, stay out of the way."
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