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So, what’s up?

The sky.

It has happened, AGAIN! Behold!

You come back I see

What? What? What? Is this some kind of trickery?

Nah.

Oh-
You guys together?

NO. I didn't realize you were offline so I just said you came back. Geez dude.

Ahaw-
Got that finger up my ass. Sorry.

I ain't mad bro I'm just saying that what you want to happen isn't.

Eh-
Understood. What did I miss?

Not a lot. I made a meme from a few minutes ago. Nothing important happened though.

Nice.
Just burned 273 calories and ate some Mac n’ Cheese with 105 calories so half of the work was wasted...

At least you worked out. I haven't been to the gym in like 2 weeks man.

SIKE
I don't work out...

Work it! Work it! Work it! Burn!

That's what she said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄

What has happened?

Hm? What do you mean exactly?

WHAT YOU MEAN THE F**K?

?

How’s your side personalities?

Taboo and Sic are still quiet, I tried checking in on them and I have no idea how Sicarius got into the situation I found him in-

Hm? What is it?

He was tied up to a wooden pole which was EXTREMELY awkward so I told Taboo to help him and Taboo was all like 'Eeeeeeeeeh, but.... ummmmmmmmm....' So I left em' be and I have no idea where Whiplash was at the time or if Whip did that to Sic.

Ah-

Yeah, so I have no idea what the Hell happened there.

But I'm not gonna lie, Sic was lookin' pretty cute like that...

Tell Sic I said ‘yo’

Sic said 'Hey or tell him something along those lines cause you just HAD TO CALL ME CUTE AND NOW- Um... STOP TYPING EVERYTHING I SAY! STOP! NO! NO! MMMMMMMM.... FINE. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'

Reply him saying ‘bro, f**k off’

He said, 'Wait, like, jerk off? Woah, hey, back it up.'

Reply: ‘hey man, jerky?’ Give him some jerky

Sic: *confused screaming*
Me: *mouth actually watering cause I am actually hungry for jerky but we have NONE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*throws Jerky*

Here.

*slaps on your face*

Hello? Earth to Shad.

I'm sInNinG, sORrY.

What song?

Not SINGING
SINNING

What’s that?

Yes.

Get Taboo for a few minutes?

I'm wondering if I should go search for jerky now...

Sure!

stonks

Ah, yes, another person who comments but does not upvote the meme...

soz i did it rite now
how u goin lad?

All right, thanks, and sorry, too many people have been doing that and its been getting on my nerves.
And I'm okay, thanks for askin'. How bout' you?

gud im juss werkin at home 4 school bcoz im at home

confusing bad grammar i hav!

Ok, that is. Care I do not. Care Ememeon does. Shit Yoda I speak.

Yeah, quarantine.

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das da werd

I guess so.

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