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[deleted] M
2 ups, 5y,
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So, what’s up?
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The sky.
[deleted] M
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It has happened, AGAIN! Behold!
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1 up, 5y,
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You come back I see
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
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What? What? What? Is this some kind of trickery?
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1 up, 5y,
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Nah.
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
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Oh-
You guys together?
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1 up, 5y,
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NO. I didn't realize you were offline so I just said you came back. Geez dude.
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
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Ahaw-
Got that finger up my ass. Sorry.
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1 up, 5y,
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I ain't mad bro I'm just saying that what you want to happen isn't.
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y
Eh-
Understood. What did I miss?
[deleted]
1 up, 5y,
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Not a lot. I made a meme from a few minutes ago. Nothing important happened though.
[deleted] M
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Nice.
Just burned 273 calories and ate some Mac n’ Cheese with 105 calories so half of the work was wasted...
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At least you worked out. I haven't been to the gym in like 2 weeks man.
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SIKE
I don't work out...
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y
Work it! Work it! Work it! Burn!
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1 up, 5y,
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That's what she said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[deleted] M
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ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄
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[deleted] M
1 up, 5y
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1 up, 5y
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What has happened?
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y
Hm? What do you mean exactly?
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
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WHAT YOU MEAN THE F**K?
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?
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
How’s your side personalities?
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1 up, 5y,
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Taboo and Sic are still quiet, I tried checking in on them and I have no idea how Sicarius got into the situation I found him in-
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y,
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Hm? What is it?
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He was tied up to a wooden pole which was EXTREMELY awkward so I told Taboo to help him and Taboo was all like 'Eeeeeeeeeh, but.... ummmmmmmmm....' So I left em' be and I have no idea where Whiplash was at the time or if Whip did that to Sic.
[deleted] M
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Ah-
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Yeah, so I have no idea what the Hell happened there.
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1 up, 5y,
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But I'm not gonna lie, Sic was lookin' pretty cute like that...
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y
Tell Sic I said ‘yo’
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Sic said 'Hey or tell him something along those lines cause you just HAD TO CALL ME CUTE AND NOW- Um... STOP TYPING EVERYTHING I SAY! STOP! NO! NO! MMMMMMMM.... FINE. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y
Reply him saying ‘bro, f**k off’
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He said, 'Wait, like, jerk off? Woah, hey, back it up.'
[deleted] M
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Reply: ‘hey man, jerky?’ Give him some jerky
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Sic: *confused screaming*
Me: *mouth actually watering cause I am actually hungry for jerky but we have NONE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[deleted] M
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*throws Jerky*

Here.

*slaps on your face*
[deleted] M
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Hello? Earth to Shad.
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I'm sInNinG, sORrY.
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y
What song?
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Not SINGING
SINNING
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y
What’s that?
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Yes.
[deleted] M
1 up, 5y
Get Taboo for a few minutes?
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I'm wondering if I should go search for jerky now...
[deleted] M
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Sure!
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Are you ok? What are you sorry for?? Aldi?
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But people... she... they all said she already did...
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What I mean is more than the rest.
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I don't understand...
Looking at everything I've done... I... I'm so sorry... But what happens if I go back to doing it...?
[deleted]
1 up, 5y,
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There is no reason to spark up any more anger. The damage was done already.
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But... What if I do...? How do I control and accept it..?
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We are here to help pal. If I convince her, Ememeon may genuinely try her best to help you.
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... But I come from her dark, angry, vengeful side.... I am quick to rage... And my rage is usually violence... Its hard to control... Its just... who I am....
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I accept that. We all rage, even the calmest of people, that's not a problem. But the level of rage you have, crank it down a notch. That's all.
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HOW
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Try different approaches to your rage. Convert it to something else that may calm you.
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Should I not turn it into violence on others?
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That's a key one. That's how we got in this mess. I recommend a stress ball to start or something.
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O-Okay, but... how do I get one since everything is closed...?
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Online shopping. Or just look up some relaxing music n youtube. There are many ways you can convert something bad to good :)
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I hate calming music... Only Taboo likes that stuff...
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Oh because I introduced it to him when he used to hate music. I'm just saying it's good to convert something bad to good. That might help you a lot.
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Yeah... I-I suppose... And, um... I-I have something to confess...
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Go on?
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You know how we live in Ememeon's mental world...?
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Yes.
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I kind of... Um... W-Well...
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Yeah, what?
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I kInd Of TiED sICaRIus uP tO a woOdEN PoLE
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Why? Bro, untie him. Did he do anything?
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I did untie him awhile ago... And no, he seemed fine with it... Although he wasn't fine with it at all...
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But why is the question. I didn't ask if you untied him or not.
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Um... I was bored and wanted something to do...
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WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T TIE PEOPLE TO POLES. Off the top of my head, I can think of five things that you can do.
1.Play video games
2. Watch youtube
3. Fap at ogre porn
4. Read
5.Sleep
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...
But it was pretty fun. I tried to have a decent conversation with him but he didn't talk much and I tried seducing him but that didn't go very well...
[deleted]
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It's hard to have good conversations with people if you tie them to vintage stripper poles. Just go up and talk to him.
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I dON't kNow HoW
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Well... Did you try?
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No...
Maybe...
Maybe that's how I tied him to the pole...
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At least try to be normal and talk to him. He would respond.
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But what do I do from there? Seduce him? Or...? I am confused, I was never THAT good at conversations...
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If you're going to seduce him save that for last. If you can't come up with something just ask how his day has been.
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Okay....
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Ok. Where's Aldi?
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*shrugs*
But I ain't even gonna lie, Sic is pretty cute...
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I am lonely with no crush.
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Yeah, but Sic will probably never like me back... him and Taboo are like brothers... I even once caught them reading together and they had fallen asleep together... Heh...
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What happened to pepper.
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I don't know... he doesn't talk to me anymore... another reason I am like this... I wish he loved me... but he doesn't... That's what made me so lustful, trying to find someone to love me... someone who accepted me...
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I love you (no homo). There, are a lot of gay p- actually nevermind that would start a bad habit. Just f**k a bottle, I dunno.
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I have to sleep (weird I know) may we meet again whip. Goodnight and see ya tommorow!
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All right...
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This isn't her...
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Whip, It's ok man. You have done bad things but you can own up to them and everything will be fine.
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I've been alone long enough...
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I sneaked on just so I could ask if you were ok. Any better?
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Eh, I could always be better in these days...
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Yeah. But I want to know if you need help bro. I'm always here to talk.
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What is... wrong with me...?
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Nothing. You know none of this is your fault. You were just misled into the wrong path. It was never truly your fault.
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Then what made me this way...? I have my own reasons... but... were they justified...?
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What I believe is that you just wanted Aldis love. You didn't purposefully turn dark.
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I can't own up to killing them all...
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It was out of anger. Unfortunately, you have to live with that for the rest of your nonexistent life but it's never too late to change yourself. You'll come to love yourself more and Ememeon will also forgive you and you can help taboo and Sicarius,
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My sins are unforgivable, killer...
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They're not unforgivable if I forgive you :). I miss you man, I really do *goes in for a hug*
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Don't touch me... I'm not safe... I changed to be... a heartless monster... They all hate me... even you do, I know you do... deep down you really hate me....
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I'll be honest, I did. I don't know though. I believe you can change
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...
Lies...
I can't...
I've changed so many times...
I don't... I can't... I-I... *sigh* What does it matter anymore...?
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You have done bad things but I truly believe you have some good in you. I wish you would try to embrace it. I think everyone deserves a second chance. You don't deserve to be a screw up your whole life. Life is short. Enjoy it.
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I've already died once...
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Ememeon is a cat. They have 9 lives. You are a part of her. Enjoy your 8 extra lives :)
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But the others never came back... They only reincarnated in one form...
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I have always liked you from the start man. I want you to be better. I wish everyone would love you. They haven't seen the true Whip. And the true whip is a nice caring guy.
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I am NONE of those things... I am a heartless murderer...
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That doesn't add up to all the other GOOD things you did. I'm not denying you did kill them but I feel like you're a good guy. Hug?
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*now
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WHAT 'GOOD' THINGS DID I DO? NOTHING! I AM A MONSTER!
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GOOD things, You helped Ememeon through hard times, you helped me talk to girls, you became an awesome friend, many people thought you were hilarious. Bad things, you killed three people. It is bad you did that but if you listen to me maybe you can become better. Do it for them.
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Four people....
And I only helped her so she would trust me and then I could back stab her... See? I'm a horrible person...
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You know what. YEAH YOU DID, BUT THEY WOULD BE HAPPY TO SEE A GOOD WHIPLASH, A BETTER ONE, IF YOU TRULY FEEL SAD, DO SOMETHING THEY WOULD LIKE.
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Actually...
Five...
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*sigh* DO it for the people you love. I just... I missed you when you were gone... Ememeon did more than me, she made memorials and tributes and hell she was almost gonna make a stream. You effected her in good ways, man. She wanted Taboo to be like YOU. That must mean SOMETHING.
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They all hate me... They want to kill me until I remain dead...
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I don't.
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Taboo had Sicarius as a side at first... I used Sicarius to hide myself cause I was so afraid no one would accept me... I never let Sicarius have a normal life until now and he still fears me... Nobody loves me... nobody cares... And the people I really did wish cared... don't at all...
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You shouldn't be scared. I know a small part of you wants to be good again. You can return if you want to.
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How...
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I gotta go, bye bro. Do it for them.
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But I don't know how... But I'm all alone again...
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I'm back :)
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