I hate them all. That went well. Oh, a camera. He's staring at the back of my head, isn't he? I know he is. Really? Green coat lining? Tacky, tacky, tacky. My gin & tonic Xanax cocktail is wearing off. Thank God Wills has no hair cuz the boys fight like girls. All that hairpulling. I need a bubble bath. Still have time to play Candy Crush.