As you all may know, the quartmaster elections are being run, and I am running in them. Since all is runners need a good paragraph, here's mine:
Outside of this crew, I always help the weak and cyberhated when I can, in the pirate crew, I'll always have your backs, when you need help, I'll be there, someone's hating you? Tell me. Need a joke? Message me. Is there a ghost in your room? Call Ghostbusters, that's not my job. I am making sure to tell the truth in this paragraph, so before you vote, I'd like to say that I cannot help you with suicidal thoughts, I know this is something that happened a lot on imgflip, but I have no experience whatsoever with it, you're better off with someone else. As you ALL know, imgflip is a meme site, users of it make memes in their spare time, something I am good at, us pirates make pirate jokes all the time, a good quartmaster, like me, needs to be able to do so. Lastly, a good quartmaster must always work on upgrading the life of his crew, he must stay loyal to his captain, and never leave his "people" behind.
In conclusion, vote for someone loyal, vote smart, don't waste your only vote, vote for someone who has your back and your funny bone...
VOTE NIGHTLORD!!!