OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NAW

Exactly, the teacher I hate with a passion sent me 8 things... EIGHT. F**KING. THINGS. F**k her. I'm very tempted to cut because of her, which that teacher was one of the reasons I started cutting in the first place. I f**king hate her.

Heh that's me even withought homework

Same.

Same. Except it happens every day and I get at least 9 assignments each day and none are optional.

Exactly, its f**king bullshit.

f**ks. hen just do what I do
#1 Cheat. How will they know?
#2 Give it your least amount of effort
#3 If they want to do an online face to face class, just mute your mike and turn of the camera and go somewhere else. I did that, but I played on my phone.
#4 Don't even do the assignments that don't matter. Ex-my teacher wanted me to listen to a book called tender land via audio. Did not give 2 flying f**ks. Didn't do it.
#5 if they give you a quiz, search up the answers.
#6 did I mention minimal effort?

heck not hen

I was the guy who made myself get sick to skip school. Did it 3x

Yep. And no one suspected a thing. There was this policy if u throw up u go home for 24 hrs. I took advantage

I was also the guy who used the teachers bathroom instead of the student bathroom, and when I got caught, I used the nurses bathroom.

Hmm... I don't know if me own school does thar'... If it does, I be lucky, as I can easily make meself throw up. Or if I'm under a lot of stress I can also throw up like thar', too.

Oh and when I was caught using the teachers bathroom and was threatened to be punished. I used it again and didn't flush. It was a #2 after taco day

Yarr, sounds like a win to me. Keep up yer good work, mate.

oh I passed off my gym teacher and she sent me to sit by the wall. I fell asleep and when went to get me I told her "hey I'm napping here" she got really mad but who the f**k cares?

pissed*

Lol, ye sound like a hero, lad. Nobody these days have much guts to stand up to teachers.

yep best punishment ever

She gave us gym tests and I failed every one. Plus she had us do a questionnaire at the end of the year, and I said stuff like "didn't learn anything, or I woke up for this?"

I hated and still hate PE

Well...
"Yarr! Ye play with fire and sometimes you get burned."
Thar's jus' how the world works, as much as well all wish we could change thar', ever'y'thin' happens fer' a reason.

yea but I got let off easy, my teacher was passed and so was my parents but it all blew over In a day or 2

pissed*

Well, at least ye were able to do so.

aye aye. Plus she was a puta!

put! No one likes a puta teacher

Ah, a land lubber, aye? Make em' walk thar' plank, I could care less about em' land lubbers.

Eh its all behind matey! Argh

Yarr!

yarr!

I was notorious for falling asleep in gym class.

Its nice to see another matey who can talk with thar' pirate tone.

Shiver me trimble. I was the notorious scalywag who fell asleep during the physical education.

Well, we all become known for sumthin' sooner or later, lad. Whether good or bad.

Croatian. d it amusing. I also remember how this one sub teacher who every hated because he was strict liked me because I spoke Russian and he was Croatian. We spoke together he spoke croation and me Russian. And he was not strict to me

Well at least all the boys hated him

Aye, not gonna lie, me Bio teacher is a bitch. I think she's the Devil as a woman who walks thar' Earth. This is why meself prefers thar' Seven Seas.