VS gigantamax luno

Kill me.
“No..”
*a big explosion appears out of nowhere and some giant thing appears*

*is nearly dead*

“Well sh1t.”

You need 4 ocs to compete in this.

It’s literally 4 in one giant thing but I guess it’s nothing compared to my bazooka.

*puts in erasers*

WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GIANT PENCIL-

“Uh.. I could just vandalize the thing”

Okay, just turn into some dragon with cannons, AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT DRAGAPULT, JUST SOME NORMAL DRAGON WITH CANNONS ABOVE THE WINGS.

“Alrighty then.”

Drake here i
has skarmory wings

“Uh-“

Not you.. and how can a skarmory breed with something from galar, I thought it was banned.

Also Sam would you get off me.

“No, I need a boost though.”

This is literally 4 vs 1, and you’re cheating, we already have a horse in this.

*insert Keldeo cry*

Besides, maybe that secret sword will break that thing.

“Okay, how about... you act like some sort of shield or table, and I’ll use this giant thing instead.”

Okay, but don’t put in something odd like-

*there’s a mutant duck in the bazooka*

“Too late.”

GO***AMN IT STICKCAT-

Which one is sam?

“Isn’t it obvious?”

*a red cat-like stickfigure is holding a sign saying “this loser right here.” and is pointing it at StickCat*

“Would you stop calling me that before I’m telling that thing to incinerate you and that sign.”

*insert Vee looking at the giant gem thing*

“Alright already, but I’m more afraid of.. that giant gem octopus thing than this weird cabbit thing..”

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