TIGER KING HAS EVERYTHING. GAY MEN, STRAIGHT MEN MARRYING GAY MEN, SEQUINS, MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES, FLORIDA, POLYGAMY, MULLETS, DRUG LORDS, A GUBERNATORIAL RUN, A CAMPAIGN ADVISOR DISCOVERED AT A WALMART GUN COUNTER, LOOPHOLES IN WALMART’S MEAT HANDLING POLICIES, A CULT, LOST LIMBS, EXCONS, MURDER PLOTS, HEARTBREAK, ROMANCE, FIRST DATES AT GUN POINT, AND LOTS OF BABY CUBS.
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