DON'T LET FACT THAT WHILE PLAYING FOR THE POLK HIGH SCHOOL PANTHERS
IN THE 1966 CITY CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
VERSUS ANDREW JOHNSON HIGH SCHOOL,
AL BUNDY SCORED FOUR TOUCHDOWNS IN A SINGLE GAME; INCLUDING THE GAME-WINNING TOUCHDOWN IN THE FINAL SECONDS AGAINST HIS OLD NEMESIS, "SPARE TIRE" DIXON, DISTRACT YOU FROM THE THE FACT THAT EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF