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Hypercane Part 1 Transcript:

12:48 pm Est, 8/10/34

(There is a News Brodcast)
Reporter: Breaking News, ocean temperatures have increased up to 123⁰ fahrenheit, this has a slight chance for the devastating superstorm known as a Hypercane to form. A brodcast from the National Weather Service shall provide more information.

1:01 pm Est, 8/10/34

(Emergency Alert Brodcast with the warning of "Hypercane Watch" appears)

(S.A.M.E. Headers go off thrice followed by the attention tones)

Tom: The following message is transmitted by the request of the National Weather Service, at 12:36 pm Est, ocean water temperatures reached above 120⁰ fahrenheit, this would lead to the possible forming of a Hypercane. It is advised that citizens gather up and stockpile on food and water to last for the duration of the time a real Hypercane hits your area. Remember, a Hypercane watch means that conditions are favorable for a Hypercane, a Hypercane Advisory means that a Hypercane has formed, but it's track is not in or near your area, a Hypercane Warning means that a Hypercane has formed and it's track is towards your area, and Apocolypse Warning means that conditions, like a Hypercane or Meteor collisions, reach close to or at the destruction of humanity or the world. Stay tuned for more info.

(Ending tones go off)
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Hypercane Part 2

8:10 pm Est, 9/20/34

(Emergency Brodcast with the warning of "Hypercane Advisory" Appears)

(S.A.M.E headers go off thrice followed by attention tones)

Tom: The following message is transmitted by the request of the National Weather Service. 4 weeks ago, Ocean Water temperatures reached a high enough temperature for a hypercane to form, now, a hypercane has officially formed, the hypercane is a catagory 1 with winds as high as 502 mph. This hypercane is not yet in the path for most of the United States of America, but is headed towards Russia and Alaska. It is recommended that people stockpile up on food and supplies, have a NOAA weather radio for further updates, and hide in very deep and large underground shelters as the outer bands of this Hypercane could hit the Upper west of the United States. Stay tunes for more information.

(Ending Tones go off)

Notes for this Brodcast (not in the Alert Brodcast): During 2030-2034, there were no invented Hypercane Shelters.

2:12 am Est, 10/5/34

(Emercency Brodcast with warning of "Hypercane Warning" Appears)

(A Tornado Siren starts wailing)

(S.A.M.E. headers go off thrice followed by attention tones)

Tom: The following message is transmitted by the National Weather service. At 12:10 am Est, the Hypercane, now a Catagory 5 Hypercane, has now changed paths for the United States. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill! The Hypercane has been given the name Hypercane Steven and is headed toward America at 73 MPH. Winds measure up to 710 MPH. Threats, Extremely Heavy and Life threatening winds, Isolated Tornadoes, Flood waters reaching up to 69 feet, possible tearing of the Ozone Layer, and more Hypercanes. Hypercane Steven is very close to ending life as we know it. We thank you for tuning in. If there is more information, we will brodcast for information to your NOAA weather radio. Stay tuned for a possible future brodcast.

(Ending Tones Go off)

Notes for the Brodcast (not in the alert Brodcast): The 2034 Hurricane Season had a massive wave of Hurricanes on May, June, and July (18 total)!

Part 3 will be Tommarrow.
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Hypercane Part 3

10:18 pm est, 12/21/34

(Emergency Brocast with the Warning "Apocolypse Warning" Appears)

(Tornado sirens go off, accompanies by loud rumbles of thunder, heavy winds, and rain)

(Same header goes off followed by attention tones)

Tom: The Following message is transmitted by the request of the Federal Bereau of Investigation. At 10:14 Est, the ozone layer was reported to be torned off by the pressure of Catagory 7 Hypercane Steven. This means that the ozone layer is exposed to the sun's rays and any solar storm at this point will evaoprate all life on earth. This is not a test, now is the time to panic. Gather up all of your loved ones, friends and family, and wait for the world to end. This is the end of the world. This is Tom, the EAS guy, signing off.

(Ending tones go off)

And it is over. I hoped you liked it.
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