But she be really cute tho- (Read Internet Explorer by Merryweatherey on Webtoon! (Also we must protecc Bing-))

How old is she?

But that was in 2013 so that means she's 25 now! ((LEGAL))

But if you're talking about Bing then I'm calling the FBI

Wait-
WEB BROWSERS HAVE AGES???

Well I mean they were created at a date and then that date passes every year-
Unless it's like the 29th of February-

Welp

I don't think I can tell them... Reality hit too hard last night...

It's okay... you have to take things at your own pace... when you're ready... but you need to remember that you need to get up and go do it, or else it will never be resolved. Go at a pace you're comfortable with, but make sure you're moving, alright?

I think I'm hyperventilating... its hard to breathe and I'm getting dizzy and I had a mental breakdown last night over family stuff... Its hard to walk today cause I pulled my calf muscle yesterday and its hurts worse today cause I was walking a lot yesterday besides the fact that my calf muscle hurt.

Thank you, Captain! That means a lot!

Anytime, mate.

Oh no oh no oh no... um... you need to tell your parents that you may need to go to a doctor, since the school clinic (and the school as a whole) is closed...
Okay first, calm down. Take a deep breath in, and a deep breath out. It's alright, just calm down, we can get through this calmly, no need to panic, alright?

I know... I just turned this on loop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEhreZVEfwE
It always helped calm me down. But I'm still shaky, perhaps cause I'm cold.

Okay, okay, good!
Maybe... maybe you should try getting a coat or a hoodie? Or a blanket?
You should also talk to your parents about the calf pain... some muscle cream and rest usually sorts it out!

Yeah... I'll get one of my million hoodies. Maybe some hot chocolate or tea. Maybe they can give me something for my calf pain... Heh, sounds like I'm talking bout' a baby cow. But yeah, I'll be right back then.
Ba dum dum dum ba dum dum dum doodly dum doodly dum.

I hope you get better soon!

Thanks, mate.

Anytime you need positive support! I'm here for ya, Cap'n!

Yarr! I think ye would make a fine Quartermaster, lad.

Is.....she single?

Canonically in the comic, yes
Also as a browser because browsers cannot get married

Imma jus...
*looks up internet explorer hentai*

The fact that she's already a popular comic makes me almost certain that there's already hentai of it-

Oh yeah she's also dummy thicc

*gets out cross*
*burns hands and drops it*

The only thing I like about Internet Explorer is the
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Argh... I pulled me calf muscle from yesterday and it hurts to walk... I have to limp around... Yarr...

*starts laughing*

Boi... it hurts... If ye ever pull yer calf muscle, I suggest massaging the pulled muscle. It hurts, but it works out the tension for me... It does get sore and then I walk around a bit to try and word it out but it REALLY hurts right now... f**k..

thats what SHE said, massage the tension!!! PFFT!!!

Y-Yeah... ow...

sorry....

I don't know if it is actually working....

ice ice baby, BUM BUM BA DUM DUM DUM DA DUM DUM, just get that ice ice baby...

I don't know if ice would help...

tRy iT

Okay, I'll be right back.

mm-k

I got an ice pack for it, feels a bit better, thanks for the recommendation.

you're welcome, kiss? also watch dis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eoT68ZS_UQ

what did you say no about? *sways tail a bit*

Yes.

LOL, internet explorer is the slowest browser ever1

you sure about that buddy? im using it right now!!!

Safari was THICC in that comic
IE was too, though she's Microsoft Edge now
Opera... meh, I forgot about her
Google-chan is um... kinda evil

what are you talking about?

Internet Explorer by Merryweatherey

oh

Yep

yea

I'm lacking something

like what?

It's pretty obvious if you open your eyes.

oh the internet explorer?

No just-
I'll let you figure it out yourself
Ciao

Ciao? whats that mean?