A DUCK WALKED UP TO A LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN, RUNNING THE STAND "HEY! (BUM BUM BUM) GOT ANY TOILET PAPER?" THE MAN SAID "NO WE JUST SELL LEMONADE. BUT IT'S COLD AND IT'S FRESH AND IT'S ALL HOME-MADE. CAN I GET YOU GLASS?" THE DUCK SAID, "I'LL PASS". THEN HE WADDLED AWAY. (WADDLE WADDLE) 'TIL THE VERY NEXT DAY. (BUM BUM BUM BUM BA-BADA-DUM) WHEN THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNING THE STAND, "HEY! (BUM BUM BUM) GOT ANY TOILET PAPER? THE MAN SAID, "NO, LIKE I SAID YESTERDAY WE JUST SELL LEMONADE OK? WHY NOT GIVE IT A TRY?" THE DUCK SAID, "GOODBYE."GOOD DAY THEN HE WADDLED AWAY. (WADDLE WADDLE) THEN HE WADDLED AWAY. (WADDLE WADDLE) THEN HE WADDLED AWAY (WADDLE WADDLE) 'TIL THE VERY NEXT DAY. (BUM BUM BUM BUM BA-BA-DUM) WHEN THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNING THE STAND, "HEY! (BUM BUM BUM) GOT ANY TOILET PAPER? THE MAN SAID, LOOK, THIS IS GETTING OLD. I MEAN, LEMONADE'S ALL WE'VE EVER SOLD. WHY NOT GIVE IT A GO?" THE DUCK SAID, "HOW 'BOUT, NO." THEN HE WADDLED AWAY (WADDLE WADDLE) THEN HE WADDLED AWAY. (WADDLE WADDLE WADDLE) THEN HE WADDLED AWAY (WADDLE WADDLE) 'TIL THE VERY NEXT DAY. (BUM BUM BUM BUM BA-BA-DUM) WHEN THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNING THE STAND, "HEY! (BUM BUM BUM) GOT ANY TOILET PAPER?" THE MAN SAID, "THAT'S IT! IF YOU DON'T STAY AWAY, DUCK, I'LL GLUE YOU TO A TREE AND LEAVE YOU THERE ALL DAY, STUCK SO DON'T GET TO CLOSE!" THE DUCK SAID, "ADIOS." THEN HE WADDLED AWAY. (WADDLE WADDLE) THEN HE WADDLED AWAY. (WADDLE WADDLE WADDLE) THEN HE WADDLED AWAY (WADDLE WADDLE) 'TIL THE VERY NEXT DAY. (BUM BUM BUM BUM BA-BA-DUM) WHEN THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN THAT WAS RUNNING THE STAND, "HEY! (BUM BUM BUM) GOT ANY HAND SANITIZER?" "WHAT" "GOT ANY HAND SANITIZER?" "NO, WHY WOULD I– OH!" AND ONE MORE QUESTION FOR YOU; "GOT ANY TOILET PAPER?" (BUM BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM) AND THE MAN JUST STOPPED. THEN HE STARTED TO SMILE. HE STARTED TO LAUGH. HE LAUGHED FOR A WHILE. HE SAID, "COME ON DUCK, LET'S WALK TO THE STORE. I'LL BUY YOU SOME TOILET PAPER SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO ASK ANYMORE." SO THEY WALKED TO THE STORE AND THEY WERE OUT OF TOILET PAPER SO THE MAN SAID SRY. THEN THE DUCK SAID BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SOUNDS GOOD? IT WOULD MAKE MY DAY. DO YOU THINK THIS STORE DO YOU THINK THIS STORE DO YOU THINK THIS STORE HAS ANY HAND SAN?"; THE DUCK SONG CORONAVIRUS EDITON